We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Don't Fall Into the Toilet

from Har Har Har by David Rovics

/

lyrics

When I was a little kid
I was kinda small
A bit bigger than a grasshopper
Maybe two feet tall
So when I had to use the john
I'd get up with a hop
Plant my feet upon the toilet seat
And I'd squat on top

This usually worked just fine
But one day I ate some spicy curry
And to get on that toilet
I was in a hurry
I jumped onto the toilet
Things were coming along just swell
But then -- oops -- I lost my balance
And suddenly I fell

Don't fall into the toilet
It's not where you want to be
Don't fall into the toilet
When it is filled with pee
Don't fall into the toilet
Whatever else you do
Don't fall into the toilet
When it's full of poo

Well I like to play in water
Oh yes for goodness\' sake
The ocean or a river
A hot tub or a lake
But if you want to take a swim
I'd try hard to avoid
Swimming in the water
Where your poop has been deployed

Chorus

Well if you like to splash around
Then you and I agree
You can splash inside the bath tub
Or in the deep blue sea
One important rule
Don't go splashing in the same place
You deposited your stool

Chorus

credits

from Har Har Har, released July 16, 2015

license

tags

about

David Rovics Portland, Oregon

Singer/songwriter, writer, podcaster (on Spotify, Substack & Patreon), anarchist, dad, lover of life.

shows

contact / help

Contact David Rovics

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

David Rovics recommends:

If you like David Rovics, you may also like: